One of the incompetent account executives from one of our agency clients recently got pissed that we didn’t respond to their request to look into a problem on their client’s websites.  Part of their message in our project management system was:

“To service [client] and retain them as our loyal client I will need more prompt communications regarding timings up front.”

Hilarious. “To service [client] and retain them as our loyal client”. Clearly drinking too much of this company’s kool-aid. He must be screwing the CEO’s daughter or something.